The way i waste my time

As mentioned earlier i have not been studying instead trying to find out from which angle do i resemble Abhishek Bachchan the most. His cool dude act in Bluffmaster has me floored. Mind you i am not gay , he is just a phenomenon called Abhishek Bachchan who has brought oodles of attitude with him which simply makes me curious and wonder how the hell does he do it. He aint drop dead good looking but i swear by the street dog that once tried to mount me show me a girl who can resist him and i will run naked in Wankhede stadium.

Ahh well this is not the only thing i have been doing but rather went about surfing bizzare and interesting sites . Have your pick.

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1. All those who are in a relationship would absolutely love this site even though this is about a english man and a german girl. The guy lists out all the things they fight over about. absolutely hilarious.

http://mil-millington.com/

2. Then we have the cost of having sex with girlfriend or wife calculator.

http://www.costofsex.com/

3. The first thing that came to my mind after seeing this site is Laloo Prasad Yadav, the indian politician who holds the world record of having hair pop out of maximum number of wierd places. See the link and you will understand :)))

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here

4. A listing about the distinct characteristics of numbers from 1 to 9999. Very interesting if you like number theory.

http://www.stetson.edu/~efriedma/numbers.html

5. This one takes the cake, a site dedicated to destroying the earth. And mind you it is all scientific with highly accurate and precise data and statistics . For example,

Current Earth-destruction Status

• number of times the Earth has been destroyed: 0

Information courtesy of the International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board

And here is the preamble

Preamble

Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I (Sam Hughes) can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined below will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible RIGHT NOW. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.

http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html

6. What do you get when you put four creatures that look like horses near a fence????? The oppurtunity to conjure up a tune! Check it out

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

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A dog chasing a car seems to be more productive , at least the dog is getting some exercise. So whoever reads this post please do pray that i get into a more serious mood soon enough .

cheers