Me Homer

I am starting to look like Homer Simpson .. what with my belly coming out..and my close association with jaundice... so that lays rest to my dreams of becoming a belly dancer in Ukraine. On a serious note, i really need to do something about my weight. If this continues pretty soon , when i enter a room the first thing a person will see is my belly and then the rest of me will follow and might even get susceptible to breast cancer.....
Hmm just read the first para again and i am certainly in a quirky mood today.. but thinking about it i definately have a wierd sense of humour and can make anything sound perveted when i am in the groove.
will update later