An engaging forward that makes for a fun read.
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
And here is a law that i learnt while studying in BMM ( Bachelors of Mass Media).
LAW OF DEADLINES : Whenever there is a deadline approaching, something will go wrong that will make the deadline a race to the very last second.
In other words, ' Kuch Galat Hoke Rahega'.
And it is in such moments of desperation that our minds become extremly creative and there have been moments where my group has literally hoodwinked the whole class. Won't go into the details though...
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
And here is a law that i learnt while studying in BMM ( Bachelors of Mass Media).
LAW OF DEADLINES : Whenever there is a deadline approaching, something will go wrong that will make the deadline a race to the very last second.
In other words, ' Kuch Galat Hoke Rahega'.
And it is in such moments of desperation that our minds become extremly creative and there have been moments where my group has literally hoodwinked the whole class. Won't go into the details though...
5 comments:
Law of Suckers: You are a sucker if you suck at things.
Are you tired of getting high scores? tired of being a topper student, try medical, ab marks se no marks sach mein possible!!!!!!!
Isn't it so true..........
"ab marks se no marks sach mein" - lol!
Remember that Research Design for Cinema we came up with in 5 minutes at the college gate? Funny how it ended up to be the most extensive. So extensive that we could never have done it.
i also remember something me rahul and harsh did for meenakshi's management project. made some stupid triangles and she loved it. andi made up my own stories about how we were invited to their anniv party and all. hahah i loved that day. will post about it on my own blog. need time which i do not have now. need sleep. bed calling.
@ Nikhil : I vageuly remeber the triangle thing .. do blog and refresh my memory .. we did have few very close ones in coll...Remeber the Radio project..
@ Sugu: Come on . You still end up coming in the toppers..
@ Heyz : Research Design was instanteneus gyan .. It always amazed me that in our group all of us had such opposing opinions.. and we used to debate endlessly and then magically one solution would suffice all our minds and then all of us would come on the same track....In this post i was specifically remembering the jhol that happened in the Media Planning and Branding projects
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